The First Guy

I arrested a penguin.

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

It bends that way now it decided.

Sleep in my bed.

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

Maybe I won't die.

Why can't I leave?

Bring me the food. Now.

Something awful could happen.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

I could dress up like an animal.

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

I'm taking this.

Now what?

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

Okay wait. Who did this?

I'm not getting out.

Looks like a real person.